American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt clifton depicted in white and blue

depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat

Bold red and black hand-drawn text reads "PEE·WEE" above "AND THE" with "HERMANS" set on a red banner

with white italic script reading "Who Loved Bowling" and smaller white text reading "

Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

golden sand with beachgoers

American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt clifton depicted in white and blueApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple